Too slow,

Gentle

or, possibly, too late: I don't get the Sunday NYT every week, so I have no way to check whether that odd ad still pops up on the back cover of the book review from time to time, with the Japanese professor guy who is calling for "complete world peace" and who was a six (I think) point plan, which includes making nice with insects.  One could (can?) send for his book or something.

I was too slow to save a copy of this ad back in the 90's or whenever, so I could then read up on it on the Internet, which arrived too late.