On a dumb whim, and sort of knowing better, went to Chipotle deep in the local college territory on St Patrick's Day evening.
Just SOME of the crapness:
One way in, from behind a nearby bar with a tent set up, comes the plaintive coos of some shittly local cover band: "No one knows what it's liiike, to be the bad man..."
Two mooky jocks coming in, seeing the long line, Jock 1 yelling "This is bullshit!" and J2's witty riposte: "Fuck this bitch!"
Kid on cellphone behind me: "I haven't eaten or drinken anything all day..."
Some other mouth-breather: "Yeah, I drank some of Risby's..."[Risby's?]
The only two cute-ish girls in the whole place both having raspy Marlboro Light-stained voices
Goofy girl in hat reading "Kiss Me, I'm Drunkish"
I'm sure there was more.
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