How often does this happen?

Driving to a flea market in eastern Kentucky, as one does, we saw this huge Lincoln statue, about the size of two and a half stacked dumpsters.  Chuckle, chuckle, "wtf?", etc.  Got home, watched that Broncos/Cowboys game, almost felt for Tony Romo, then remembered he's an asshole.  While waiting for the late game, decided to watch 60 Minutes for maybe the fifth time in ten years.  Lead story was Steve Kroft on disability scammage and fraud, during which he said in Kroftian tones: "to look further, we headed along Route 23 in eastern Kentucky and West Virginia," and the guy he was going to nail, old-skool Dan Rather-with-phony-meat-quality-stamp style, was some lawyer with that very Abe Lincoln statue out front!  So I was finally almost on 60 Minutes.  Other than when I do my one-man Mike Wallace play...someday.