Wait wait wait wait wait

I'm attempting to have a Sparks kick - it's difficult because they're pretty annoying.  But IF I can pare down the sixty-some tracks I have to, say, 11 and make a CD for the truck, then I win, right?  Then yesterday, or maybe Saturday, I was killing time by looking at what Criterion movies are on Hulu at the moment and there was Grey Gardens so I watched twenty minutes of that, but then it came to me: why has no one made a split-screen biopic covering the lives of both the Mael brothers and the Maysles brothers?  Or they could shown on top of each other!

The answer is because people are lazy.