Complaints of a piece of ancient living garbage

1. It's very difficult to find a Brooks Brothers oxford-cloth shirt that's not made of that non-iron bullshit.

2.  Even more difficult is getting a whole cut-up chicken.  Breasts, other parts, skin-on or not, sure.  A whole little Eraserhead-baby Tyson chicken?  Sure.  But a whole chicken already cut into parts, not so much.  I blame cable, because everyone got HBO in the 80's then they all got divorced so no one cooks.  SAD.