Monday, January 12, 2015

Like a scene from George Bernard Shaw

Bride: "You've been reading that book for a month."

Me (exasperated by being falsely cornered): "Untrue, I was reading it at your mom's at Christmas, but just haven't had time to get back to it..."

Bride: "And yet it's been lying on the bed, with all your folders and bits of paper and're like a raccoon!"

Me: "Maybe I'm building a dam?"

Bride: "Raccoons don't build dams, MORON!"

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