I looked in the annals of Nick Eddy-dom to see if I had brought this up, since I think/talk about it all the time...but, and this is crazy, I know, what if our cities that are going under (that means all of them) actually placed cops at/near intersections that are well-trafficked and actually gave out tickets to the Trash People (me included, if I do it) who run red traffic lights, either from a turn lane or just barrelling through - because, y'know they are in a hurry and it's not fair that they would have to stop for a red light - and just counted all the revenue?
I mean, it would make cities a shit-ton of revenue dough at even a $75 dollar ticket rate and boneheads would stop running lights and it would be a first step back toward some sort of human civility.
I mean, it would make cities a shit-ton of revenue dough at even a $75 dollar ticket rate and boneheads would stop running lights and it would be a first step back toward some sort of human civility.
Glad I got this idea off my chest, finally, and glad that Jezebel is running an item on the other thing that is on my mind always, that junk food is itself addictive (I'm more about corn sweeteners, specifically, being like crack, but still).
What a day!
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