Why no Nick Eddy Relents cologne/perfume line?

Well, it's complicated - but the short version is I would imagine I would be super-bored while the actual noses were putting the fragrances together, earn their wrath by leaving magazine fly-in cards all over every surface in their pristine ScentLab and then, when presented with prototypes, I would likely give pained expressions and vague corrective directions like "I dunno - can we make the scent, I dunno, rounder?"