The Cheryl's Coat Story

When Cheryl was leaving the air force, they wanted her standard issue parka back.  But she loved it!  So it went "missing."  Quartermaster dude (I guess?) came down hard and said, Well, that will be a hundred bucks. She duly paid up and the coat (previous wearer's cigarette burns and all) is still hers and was duly warn for sushi on Saturday night.  And that is The Cheryl's Coat Story.