That Fashion Star live-blog in full:

NE: Fashion Star season premiere!

Chooch: What!

NE: Louise Roe new host!  NBC

Chooch: Crap. Undercover boss on too.  CONFLICT!

NE: Choose, Chooch!

Chooch: Varvatos match!

              Match!

              Damn autocorrect! NATCH!

NE: Already had enough of the Austin chick.

Chooch: Settle down Bret

NE: Ha

      Next he'll invent stirrup pants

      SEND BRET HOME
 
      ALSO Kbear on ready for love

Chooch: [Simpson's] boobs are horrendous

NE: Was worried she wa gonna eat varvAtoid

       Sorry rafe was fucking with phone while I was typing.  Varvatoid forever!

      That Saks guy is playing you in my chooch movie

Chooch: I will probably be training Bret in the lab on Monday.

NE: Make his kids proud, Brian!