The most archetypal Cincinnati item in existance

"Cincinnati Family"

I lived in Cincinnati for a while in 1999 and I was shocked at the cultural differences: the TV news in the summer would have stories about how to keep your child from getting caught in a pool drain, whereas in D_____ the stories would be more about how to dispose of a body quickly using lime.  No matter!  Saw this, and it is so Cinci-wholesome I could just die!