Torchy/Moz

I am of course obligated to read the Morrissey autobiography, although the first few pages were just a slog that I was tempted to just skip around.  But I am persevering (I think the ludicrously long paragraphs are the problem).  Anyway, old Steve mentions some show he loved in his youth called "Torchy the Battery Boy," which sounds in turn like a Suede b-side from 1994.  Wheels within wheels!  Anyway, the internet gods coughed that shit right up, should you dare: