A joke from 1990

So Vanilla Ice comes home from tour or whatever and his house has been broken into.  He calls the cops and says "Hey, someone stole all my stuff."

The cops say "It wasn't stolen, it was sampled..."*


STAND UP FOR ARTISTS' RIGHTS!  HOME TAPING IS KILLING MUSIC!  STOP NAPSTER! etc


* yes, someone actually told me this back then