Oh! Poor/lazy intersection met

Us, yesterday

Garrison Keillor (no, really) once wrote that he knew his family was poor growing up because they had such a lousy vacuum cleaner.  Similarly, the fact that the driver's side seat belts in both of our cars have lost the "retracting" action (that is to say: when you get out of the car, the seatbelt no longer zips right back in place, and one needs to make sure one isn't closing the car door on the belt and fastener apparatus) means we are very, very poor or lazy or both.  Actually, if there was a way to get them both fixed for, say, 100 bucks I would do it.  But am too lazy to Google about it.  So, yes, maybe really lazy, rather than "poor" in any way that may insult the actually indigent.