Swag samples, part 1

Friends were out on tour, here are just some of the goodies bestowed upon us:

for a kid

For pregnant mom

Oh, this fucking thing: Kyle sent a pic of this and I said "what the shit is that?"
Apparently it's some Chicago area garage punk band.  "They're passed out, already!"
I said "Are they going anywhere [I meant career-wise]?"  When I was convinced they
will not make it in any way, that was when I said "BUY ME THAT!" even in the
face of my fatwa against more novelty tees for me.  Because I can think of ALL sorts
of places I can wear this and get "guh?" looks.

MORE TO COME WHEN PEOPLE ARE UNPACKED!