Three (3) Ice Cube-related thoughts

1. Not just the family-friendly movies and such, but what would the 1990 Ice Cube think of the Coors Light dude?

2. "Forget about a dog, fool; he'll shit in the den" > Shakepeare

3.  Go around saying this in your best Ice Cube voice:

Sent him out for a wood stretcher/
he came back with a muthafukkin' cricket sweater

YOUR WEEK WILL BE MADE!