We already have a kid on our street who looks like the little mud-caked boy from Beyond Thunderdome

Maybe I'm missing something, but aren't the "conservatives" who are so worked up about the Iran nuclear program the same ones who wring their hands excitedly in anticipation of apocalypse so they can be with Meemaw and Rex the dog in heaven?  So why are they so worked up?  Anyone who gets blowed up is going to hell, anyway, except them.  So why care?