Today Show gave to me

My wife, a mere child, thinks I am a doddering elderly person because I tend to watch the first ten minutes of Today.  If'n I did not, however, I would not have learned two (2) astounding things:

1.) Frequent New Yorker scribe Lawrence "Larry" Wright looks like a baby conceived by Tony Blair and Martin Amis:

and 2.) Scientology dude David Miscavage's name is pronounced misCAVage (last bit rhyming with "savage") and not miscaveege or miscavahge.  I guess I should be grateful that his name comes up so infrequently in my life!