Never Let Me Solo

"Beams." Not pictured: everyone's New Balance sneaks and copies
of Chuck Klosterman "tomes."

Don't know whether anyone else has noticed it (and rather doubt they have - I stand utterly alone at the very zenith of noticing shit), but does Magnet magazine have a secret lab somewhere where they are growing bands wherein the members are getting old, there are too many members to be practical and there are least two (but usually two) females?  Nothing wrong with les femmes, it's just so amazingly "Magnet band from Kitchener, Ontario" that my mind melts every time I click over there.  "Another one!  Bride!  Come look at this!"

"No."

If these combos are not being created scientifically, how else does it keep happening?