Monday, June 10, 2013

How is this possible?

"Nick Eddy does what now?"
The most popular post ever on this blog was about Drita from Mob Wives and how my then 9 month old son would grunt excitedly at her (and other attractive ladeez).  It had like 1200 hits or something, due to Yay!book.  But when I said "Kim Deal quits Pixies!" no one seemed to care! Not about the news itself, just that it came from here.  As I type, actually "real" PR apparatuses are at play to get the word out; various rock outlets will duly report this "solemn" news with a sense of gravitas.  But I want you to remember you read it here first.  It's strange, I'm pretty sure that this blog is really the only vital information source there is.  In fact, I'm convinced of it - I said it to myself while pumping gas this morning and watching a robin pick at a soda straw.  So it must be true, as is the Kim info.

Expect more D_____-ariffic scoops in the coming eons such as: "Bob Pollard has lunch - again!" and "Mike Schmidt dyes mustache, buys auto dealership."

1 comment:

M Big Mistake said...

Actually yesterday I did get a Google alert about your original post triggered by some people debating on some message board I'd never heard of before. One of them said "what does he mean NSA?"