"insulted"

So says the owner of the shitbox next to us, who wants 22K for the gutted carcass of a non-historical house that is unfixable for less then probably 20 thousand dollars, to our modest cash offer to take the place off his hands and destroy it.

I await him coming by in a couple of years to say "You still want this?" [points over his shoulder with thumb] only to find our place empty, with all our stuff still there and our clothes we were wearing piled haphazardly where they fell as we were taken bodily into HEAVEN.  Natch!