Oh, right - HYDRANGEAS

We have this shitty thorny bush thing that is inside our fenced in porch area in front of the 1890-ish house where we live, planted by the former owner. Leaves turn a nice reddish color in the fall, but the thorns negate any even minimal benefit.  We've been talking about killing it/pulling it up for months and then it occurred to me: HYDRANGEAS.  Gotta research this further.  But, yes - HYDRANGEAS.