Cubs hat (last view of phone)

Oh, god, right after this my phone disappeared and I lost my MIND looking for it for the better part of two hours.  Turns out it had fallen into the sofa, but, with the case off, it was so thin that it slid into the works of the thing...and a Bun had been messing with i previously, so there was no option of calling it and hearing it ring or buzz or anything.  It wasn't that there was some urgent message to impart, or that, like some fourteen year old, I just had to text someone.  It was the feeling of "oh, good, senility is finally here...and it's not that bad."

Anyway, I lived.