Overshare, I must

Evil

The bun was going through my wallet and chucking shit everywhere: cash, cards, license, etc.  This was a month ago, six weeks ago, maybe five years ago - no, not five years, he wasn't born.  WHENEVER.  Then i couldn't find my license or one of my cards.  Looked all over the crizzle to no avail, so I got up one Saturday and called the missing card in to get it replaced, which took a while as the call traversed continents.  Not two hours later, I find the missing license and card IN THE WALLET (I had been on the phone and distractedly just stuffed them back in the wallet in some odd crease I had not used before).  Now the replacement card hasn't shown up, or maybe it has and was pitched as junk mail BECAUSE I FORGOT ALL ABOUT IT UNTIL, LIKE, TWO DAYS AGO.

What a world!