Expand, Nick!

I suppose that some would think that Nick Denton would retreat after PasswordGate at Gawker...but I say the hell with that. Expand! He must rue the day they got rid of Wonkette, etc. It's time to meet the needs of all the groups not served in the current stable of Gawker sites!

For instance:

For under-fives, we have SNOT. Kids are getting more compuyer-savvy by the nanosecond and soon they will fall out of the womb tweeting! Why let this market go ignored? Tots have interests, too!

Sample articles include:

Sesame Street founder Joan Ganz Cooney
drinks


Crewcuts hired models for their "non-fatty" looks


Ways
to avoid having your bottom held to a hand-dryer a la Mr
Mom

At the opposite end of the lifestream, we have Cottonhead, which "Keeps Those Near the End Up to Date."

Samples:

My Night with Franchot Tone

What DO Vanna's kids look like now?

Cafeteria portions keep shrinking (as do you)

Finally (for now;it's a long afternoon), for all of you unfortunate enough not to live in view of saltwater/civilization, we have Flyover:

10 Best Moments with the Ugly Daughter Who Marries a Cop on Seventh Heaven


Tapout Tattoos and You

How
to talk to heathens about The Shack

Get cracking, Denton! DISTRACT THE DISGRUNTLED!