Wait, that's not a sentence.
But look, here's what I mean:
This pic of Gabe's non-slidey donuts/crop circles we made Saturday morning to celebrate making it up a difficult incline (there was no "whoo-hoo" donut aspect, we just went around in circles to the indifference of tobacco-leaden onlookers [fig 1]):
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The g-forces attained making these snow-circles was of such a Moonrakerian intensity that Gabe even popped a blood vessel in his eye! (fig 2)
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Wow, right? WRONG. The picture of the eye-trauma was from Friday afternoon, while the snow thing was indeed from Saturday. See how easy it was to make you believe me? Now imagine all that on a grand scale!
Shit's all Capricorn One up in here!
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