What Joe did

Just SOME of the things Joe Webb did last night:

* scored his first pro touchdown!

* was decided upon as pere designee for a couple we know who are biogically unable to have a child

* caused the first winter solstice lunar eclipse in 370+ years!

* put out a house fire with his mind

* caused some magic-marker wizard at the game to posit (correctly!):

JOE NAMATH

JOE MONTANA
JOE WEBB

* gave hope to all mankind!

* remastered YOUR favorite album of all time so it now sounds fifty per cent better!

Let's not have any more of this bullshit about how there are no heroes anymore!