1. "Cy Twombly is Obviously Smarter Than My Dad"
2. "Sweating Food"
3. "The Droid Design Problem You Weren't Looking For" [this one would be just my Martin Luther-like screed about how the period character on my messaging keyboard is next to and twice as narrow as the "smiley" emoticon, so I often end up accidentally sending a smiley to someone when, in reality, I would never, ever, ever do this! Can't you tell I'm upset?]
4. No name yet, but a tumblr about how you can sometimes smell other peoples' cigarettes from their cars, even with the window up
Look over here! It's me on this giant stack of MONEY!
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