Now, though, it's suddenly a concern! People are worried. Never mind all the shit tons of rice people jave eaten for a half-gazillion years. It wasn't the booze that killed Ghenghis [sp?) Khan on his wedding night - it was the accumulated rice poisoning!
We should have known this would leak out - arsenic is an anagram of NSA Rice! Idnit? @#%$&*^ Assange!
Screw it! I'm going to go ahead and HAVE SOME RICE TONIGHT!
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