Thursday, March 15, 2012

"Springsteen? Oh, Nick..."

Now, wait just a minute! Say what you want, but Bruce Springsteen has...blah, blah...can't even fake this...

Read a thing on Forbes.com (!) about how the new Broooce had sold 200K physical CD's but was not charting at all on Amazon or iTunes or WalmartSonggs or anything, leading the writer to conclude that Bruce Springsteen's fans are not downloaders.  However, the actual conclusion to be drawn is that:

YOUNG PEOPLE GIVE NOT A FIG ABOUT SPRINGSTEEN!

At last!  At last!

Also: Bruce is playing at some (well, likely disclosed by now) secret Austin location to-nite!  I can only shudder at the Fricke-lite commentary that will dribble forth from dorky honky mouths in extremis.  Pray for them.

OH!  And you know that LMFAO's whatever it is hit..."Party Rock Anthem?" Maybe?  Anyway, that's the new "Celebrate" which will be heard at every gross wedding for the next thirty years.  Mark my words.  Post-empire!

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