Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Joe Hague's Rained Out

In the 70's when the Big Red Machine was hot, Johnny Bench had a restaurant called "Home Plate."  Clevah!  Featured a salad bar!  I suppose other Reds must have owned bars and nightclubs and such.  It's hard to imagine Pete Rose not being all Jake LaMotta-in-Miami in his.

One day in 1977 or so, when we were bored, my neighbor Mark and I made up up a fake menu for a place called Joe Hague's Rained Out.  The only thing I remember about the offerings was that one menu item was "a gallon of Muscatel in a milk carton."

Kids!

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