Tuesday, May 22, 2012

I understand why you feel I should be a multi-millionaire,

given that I come on here and endlessly spew unfettered brilliance.  Somehow I am not?

Someone told me that Perez Hilton (still around!) gets some insane amount of money for banner ads, like 70,000 dollars a week or some shit...

So, I think I should have banner ads, but only for stuff that I have made up: the Lemon App, the Ceiling Fan Speed Decider App, etc.

Somehow this will result in lots o' green!

1 comment:

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