Like I will really learn chess, ever!

Maybe instead, I will learn, you know, scales and shit.  And about various pedals and such.  I'm already one of the most amazing guitarists of all time, with strange chords wrested from the minds of the gods; maybe my "keep you atrifying mind sharp!" exercise should involved getting different guitar tones, as opposed to my super-nuanced "volume pot/intensity of string strike" technique.

Part of this is hangover from listening to In It For the Money for weeks on end..