The Lemon App

Hey, don't know about you, but there's not much in this tired old world worse than cutting into a lemon and having to deal with twenty+ seeds all over the place, especially when sometimes there are NO seeds at all.

Must be a male/female thing with the fruit or some other "science."  Could maybe google it.

BUT NO, what's required is an app that, when one holds the phone up to a lemon in tricorder fashion, the phone then tells you either "all clear" or "fuck this."

If anyone were actually reading this, they'd likely sneer and call me a lazy dreamer, but remember when my "what speed is the ceiling fan on?" app wasn't ubiquitous?

Didn't think so.