Not John Guare's fault

Guare ca. '90: dapper

I was getting rid of books (still/again) last night and found a paperback of Six Degrees of Separation that I bought in a five-dollar bag o' books at the local book fair...thought I would read it real quick and it was great.  It's Will Smith's fault that the movie makes me cringe.  And the kid who can't act doing his pink shirt rant.  Anyway, this was great:

Having a rich friend is like drowning and your friend makes life boats. But the friend gets very touchy if you say life boat.