Oh, the face, it burns...

Argh, goddamit, the same commercial comes on Hulu at every third break, a Meijer supermarket commercial where it's the first day of school and the mom and son are saying how middle school won't be a big deal, and then the super-clever reveal is that it's mom's first day, she's a teacher and fucking sonny boy brings her, like, a fucking apple.

But what really rankles the Bride and me is mom's uber-efficient/concerned visage.  TAKE YOUR 1985 FACE AND GO AWAY FROM ME FOREVER!