Seen at Walmart

Had to stop for baby stuff, though I loathe the 'mart.  It was amazing, though: I got a loaf of bread that would cost, like, 3.90 elsewhere for...well, they paid me, and washed the truck.

Anyway, a couple things I saw:

Now, is this just the Walmart pricing?  I would
think a six of Corona would be 11 bucks by now.

This needs to be sent into outer space in a capsule:
"here is how it all fell apart"