Come, listen to an old man bitch

Whether that means "man bitching" or "man-bitch" - your choice!

Okay, it's prom season, so if you go to the market or the coffee shop in the evening, all the sexters are out in force...the girls all froo-frooed out, but then, to a man, the dudes all just have a fucking, like, dark dress shirt on and a tie to match their dates' dresses. Christ on a bike, does this annoy me! One, because it just verifies that all kids are complete trash, with no goddam sense. Obvs! But what really sucks (2) is that their parents, who are probably close to my age, just let these little twits out for friggin' Prom that way, probably because they were garbage themselves back in '85 or whenever..."hey, man - Dickmann's parents are gone to the lake, so we can hang there..." ARRRRGHH! The boys would likely just where some sort of long basketball shorts if they could, y'know, cos they need to be comfortable. Then I start thinking how none of these poor bastards know how to read or anything, they just know how to get to level 10 of Street Killa or something.

Oh, shit, I could go on.

Anyway, I hope the kid who sensibly wears a real black tuxedo (none of this "John Lennon at Gibraltar" white suit shit, either) gets the cool girl, they have loads of fun and then go home and listen to records all night. Goddamn!