Always ahead of the curve

Let's ignore the questionable taste/relative tastelessness of the blog's recurring D_____ feature wherein photos of noteworthy and/or interesting local mug shots are posted for your lulz.  Yes, let's.

I was first out of the box with God Girl the other day, natch.  Now it's on Drudge, Smoking Gun, CNN, etc.

But seriously, I was on the case with this shit in 2009!:
http://nickeddyrelents.blogspot.com/2009/12/locked-up-at-christmas.html

Yes, it does get very lonely.