The Ickey Woods Story

Duke's getting hitched and it occurred to me last night that perhaps he had not told his intended about the time he was playing an acoustic set in Middletown and Ickey Woods lobbed ice cubes at him from in front of the stage.

I texted, he had not.

I asked the Bride if she knew the story and she did not.  I told her the whole thing, in more detail than I am going into here.  At the end she sat stone-facedly and claimed she would "never smile again."