A playlet, sort of

Act 1:

BD (via text): "Dorothy ornament critical!  We are rushing her to the hot glue wing stat!"

NE: "Is Leisl okay?"

BD: Yes, she is.  "To Brian with love," Eddy!

Act 2:

NE (via text): "Are you going to liveblog the Carrie Underwood Sound of Music?"

BD: "I don't think I can watch it.  Why bother?"

NE: "I just thought you'd want to choke with rage at the heresy, etc"

BD:

NE: "Jesus Christ!"

BD: "I may tune in for a few minutes just to be sure I STILL FEEL."

Curtain