Why did you do it?

I will never understand why you came and stole our water barrels from our community garden site.

* Real thirsty?

* "I'll show these meddling do-goodniks!"

* closest thing at hand to dispose of corpse of your ex old lady?

* thought they would good escape pods from the Imperial ship that C3P0 and
R2D2 escape in ("there are no life forms aboard") for your nerd-ass re-enactment
group?

* "lab" work

I address this to you, whoever you may be, because you likely read this blog, second as it is only to Google for hits and popularity.

You're a [sic] asshole!