Wednesday, September 14, 2011

"readers"



I have to remember to ask our friend the eye surgeon (although I should really make friends with an ophthalmologist or optometrist I can ask) whether the preponderance of people buying off-the-rack non-prescription reading glasses is going to mess up/ruin zillions of eyeballs the nation over. Just asking - I don't want some blinded moron hitting our baby with a Buick - or, worse, the cats!

What REALLY makes me go apeshit lately is hearing people refer to reading glasses as "readers."

"Oh, I left my readers in my other purse..."

NO, you left your READING GLASSES in your other purse.

Keep in mind, this is coming from a dork who also cannot take "hoodie" for hooded sweatshirt.

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