Monday, January 23, 2012

And, oh god, 3D

The way I see it, other than Avatar [have not seen], the whole nu-3D phenom has failed to sweep the culture as whole and fundamentally change us, which had made the people who paid the money to reinvent 3D realize hey, we have to make out money back somehow...which has, in turn, led to the mono-reprocessed-for-stereo redux of making 3D movies out of existing movies (see Beauty and the Beast and the godawful Phantom Menace).



Here are some other movies that need to be recast in this glorious new form:

Hannah and Her Sisters

Heartburn

Athens, GA: Inside Out

She-Devil

Naked Lunch


Opportunity Knocks

Jaws 3D (with existing 3D parts left in, then put through the nu-3D process, just to see what happens)

Brian's Song

My Dinner With Andre

Ordinary People

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