Monday, January 9, 2012

"Green Lantern for Webby?"



Plus, when I went to Dewey's Pizza to pick up a "Green Lantern" that I had phoned in for, when I said "Pizza for Eddy?," she looked up and down her electro-call sheet and her blond ski-bunny brow furrowed, disconsolately.



Me: "It was a 13-inch Green Lantern..."



"Oh!," says she, "we had the last name as Webby..."



WEBBY!

Another amazing omen for America, much more important than some AXE-looking blockhead throwing for 316 yards.

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