Or, rather, you should spend $38 on THIS

and send it to me:

Yes, it's a promo Haircut 100 whistle that came out in 1981 with their single "Favorite Shirts."

An amazing artifact.  And practical, too: were you to buy it for me, I could wear it around my neck as a precautionary measure, to fend off my more, um, "ardent" followers.



http://www.ebay.com/itm/HAIRCUT-100-Favourite-Shirts-UK-promo-metal-whistle-chain-Nick-Heyward-/251056759205?pt=UK_Music_Music_Memorabilia_LE&hash=item3a742621a5