I went on Wednesday and had my first physical since 1987 (!). All went well - I managed to both have blood drawn and pee without fainting.
I go back in a month for my results from bloodwork. Probably will reveal my blood is a thick paste of hot sauce, Chipotle residue and coffee grounds, with about 3% actual sanguinary content.
Dr. was very nice as she told me that, while my weight of 1__ wasn't terrible, more ideally I should weigh 1__. A qty of about 12 lbs. Easy! However, my next move is to lose SIXTY pounds in a month, just to show her HOW F_CKING SERIOUS I AM!
I'll show them ALL!
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