Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Brake lights - ON THE FRONT OF YOUR CAR

You know how, when you are trying to make a left turn, and the light turns yellow, the freaks coming in the other direction will now just keep plowing through all the way to red and sometimes beyond? Then you're stuck in the middle of the lane and have to punch it to get out of the way of the folks whose light is newly green?

Well, I want brake lights on the front of cars so that I can see when these assholes are braking. There's no way to tell as is, and the reprehensible morality of today doesn't adjure these cruds to stop, so, if they are going to stop, a little red light should come on, on the grill, maybe, so the person (you!) making the left turn doesn't drive in front of this scofflaw. Yes, I know they have to get home to take little Kaylie to tumbling/smoke KrakkRoxx or whatever.


Wait! Now that I think, there could be the "conventional" red light on grill that they intend to stop and a, I dunno, blue light that signifies they are going home to read, when they understandably can't wait for a red light and so should be given a free pass, vexation-wise. Maybe the light could SAY Reading. Although, shouldn't they have a book on their laps when driving anyway?

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