Oh, a fucking cat thing: last Saturday at the 2nd street market, there was a dad and daughter team with a basket of six tabbies all a couple of months old, trying to give them away. Good gravy!
Dad said "Yeah, the momma had a batch and while we were giving those away, she got pregnant again."
The droll-as-eff nine-year old daughter, who looked a bit like Beezus Quimby, said "We know both of the husbands."
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