Not to be outdone!

So Richard Branson is getting into space tourism! Even Vickie Principle has signed up.

Here is the picture of his proposed space-tourism vessel, which I think he cribbed from a 1979 issue of World magazine:

Not to be outdone, the higher-ups at Nick Eddy Relents have decided that we, too, must branch into this burgeoning field, since we remain at a mere 10 followers and monetization remains but a dream. Cash has to come from somewheres [sic], so space travel it is!

Here is a pic of our proposed star-trolley, with an all-access portrayal of storage pods: